DavePortsoy.com

"I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA... BUUYYYY HIGH AND SELL LOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!"

Meet Dave Portsoy - a self-proclaimed crypto guru who loves to shill. Dave has spent years perfecting the art of financial self-destruction... and somehow, people still listen.

Roadmap incoming. Maybe... like a Dave Portsoy AI agent who only gives bad advice? I don't know, let's see where this takes us.

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